The Brother's Grimm created one helluvah messed up family, I just updated their dysfunctional little coffee klatch. Wodka anyone? Listen now.
Electronic Band Intro (Machine Love, 2006)
Sexy sexy sexy. Recorded for my brother in law's smokin hot electronica band, Machine Love. Listen now.
Rapunzel
Hard to believe I can sound this damn cute. Listen now.
Narrator Ni How Kai Lan
You try making "said Kai Lan" sound interesting 200 times. Three different clips: Clip 1, Clip 2, Clip 3.
Mugging Victim
Always a good time at Impact Theater. Sound clip from 2005's Meanwhile, Back at the Super Lair. Listen now.
Snow White
My favorite OCD princess, Snow White, shares her dance obsession.
Four different clips: Clip 1, Clip 2, Clip 3, Clip 4.
Darby
Disney kicked Christopher Robin to the curb in 2007 and brought in this little miss sass-a-lot, Darby.
Six different clips: Clip 1, Clip 2, Clip 3, Clip 4, Clip 5, Clip 6.
Cinderella
Just Cinderella. I'm not coming up with anything new to say about her.
Two different clips: Clip 1, Clip 2.
Ariel
I wanted to say "blub gurgle blub," but the producer said "that's not how mermaids actually talk." Oh right. Like he would know.
Two different clips: Clip 1, Clip 2.